MEDIA QUESTIONING VINCE YOUNG'S MENTAL STABILITY AFTER INJURY AND FAN REJECTION

Tennesse Titan star quarterback and Houston native Vince Young is the talk of the tube after reportedly leaving home upset and without his cell phone last night. He is allegedly depressed after being seriously injured and booed by fans in Tennessee last week. His family was so concerned that they alerted the team who alerted (brace yourself)....state police. Last we heard the brother is fine, but the pundits are questioning his state of mind and mental stability. We hope these are all baseless mispeakings (I got that one from Roger Clemons). We are sure that Vince knows that he only has two knees and his health is more important than disloyal fans. I'm sure he knows that the fans don't REALLY love him and that he is only as good as his last touchdown. I'm convinced that he realizes that he is no longer at Madison High where the hood supported him, win or lose. This is America Vince. Get better and get wiser. Your flesh and bones are not clothed with pigskin.